Yo hey dude... Man I am freaking out so severely. Did you hear what happened on the freeway? You didn't see the local news today? Oh it was beautiful. This old man driving in town from San Antonio...this old man about forty of fifty years old going about a hundred miles per hour down the freeway, waving a gun at people...laughing. Like doing fucken chicken squawks at people and showing them his gun and going like ahahahahahha, ahahahahaaha, hahahaha. Things like that-- People were freaked--they didn't know if he was just a lunatic with like a squirt gun or what. And then, check it out, the guy started firing. On the freeway randomly through his windows. He shot one bullet up at the roof of his car and it just ricocheted around and around inside with him for awhile. He was like out of his mind. Everybody tried to get off the freeway. Some chick who had a bullet lodged in her ponytail called the pigs in San Marcos and they had six or seven pig cars chasing him into the south side of town. he was still swinging the gun around and laughing....fucken laughing all the way. Finally his car spun out and slammed into the grassy knoll, you know the median. As soon as his car came to a halt, man, he just put the gun to his head and blammo! Offed himself, man, blew himself away right there...it's like, I don't know, he had enough...enough.
SLACKER;p
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